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Prince Andrew Sweating Bullets While Feds Have Ghislaine Maxwell


While Ghislaine Maxwell sits on ice in New York, under federal custody, Prince Andrew is reportedly “sweating bullets.” Ghislaine is so cool that she was allegedly reading a book about herself when arrested. Meanwhile, the public just learned that the Federal Bureau of Instigation couldn’t help terrorizing Maxwell’s poor cat just to prove a point.

Prince Andrew sweating what comes next

Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, is reported to be “sweating” over “what happens next in the Ghislaine Maxwell case,” The Sun reports. He vigorously denies any wrongdoing and claims he never witnessed any abuse, but he’s terrified he might be called to testify if Ghislaine Maxwell ever sees a trial.

Nigel Cawthorne, an “expert” on the legal case relates that it’s “highly likely” that Prince Andrew will “be called to give evidence in Maxwell’s trial.” He loses no matter what. If he refuses to testify, the royal “can never hold his head up in public again.” If he does testify, “it will make his Newsnight interview look like a walk in the park.” Also, there is a very real possibility that Maxwell has incriminating evidence involving the prince. If it were to surface, British authorities, “would have to act.”

The current lawyer for Virginia Giuffre-Roberts, David Boies, backs that up. “There is no doubt Prince Andrew would have been captured on footage filmed in rooms and private areas of Epstein’s property.” The prince allegedly “had sex with Ms. Roberts three times, the first when she was just 17.”

There were cameras everywhere

As Mr. Boies explains, “We know there were cameras throughout the New York mansion and in Epstein’s other properties. We know there were a multitude of cameras and very large quantities of tapes.” If he ever set foot on the property, “Prince Andrew would have been included.” Several of Epstein’s victims testified about “seeing surveillance cameras in private areas of his properties, including bedrooms.”

Maria Farmer who, along with her sister, was molested by Epstein in the 1990’s, stumbled on the Manhattan mansion’s “media room.” Video screens were set up with feeds from “pinhole surveillance cameras” virtually everywhere. “It was all videoed all the time. I asked him, what do you do with all this?” And he said, “I keep it all in my safe.” Andrew is well aware of that. The FBI has been unusually quiet about whether or not they found any video tapes or related evidence.

Boies asserts that he was “quite confident” that there were tapes but is not sure if they are still around. They could have been “destroyed” or somebody could be “concealing” them. Andrew has already admitted “visiting Epstein at his homes in New York, New Mexico and his private Caribbean island, Little Saint James.”


Maxwell fights back

Ghislaine Maxwell, has long been known as a close friend of Prince Andrew, and she’s “forcefully” denying the charges that “she lured underage girls for Epstein to sexually abuse.” The 58-year-old was formally charged in federal court with “six criminal charges, including four related to transporting minors for illegal sexual acts, and two for perjury in depositions.” Her very expensive lawyers write, Maxwell “vigorously denies the charges” and intends to fight them.”

Maxwell’s attorneys insist that the woman Andrew allowed to sit on his Mom’s throne be released on bail. Despite the fact that she moved as many as 36 times in the past year, she isn’t a flight risk. She also may be suing the FBI for needlessly terrorizing her cat. “She was never running from the Feds. She was running from journalists and crazy people who wanted to kill her. It was a serious problem. Her location was on a need-to-know basis.” She’s more than willing to surrender her three valid passports and wear an ankle bracelet.

Prince Andrew’s playmate is terrified of catching Covid-19 in jail. Not only that, she’s afraid for her life to be held in the same facility that allowed Jeffrey Epstein to be suicided. She wants to go back to living “tucked away” in the forests of New Hampshire, with her two dogs and a skittish cat she recently rescued.


Friend of Andrew not Cruella de Vil

Maxwell’s lawyers say that the media is painting her as a “cartoon caricature of a villain” and it’s a lie. “This cartoon caricature of a villain she is being painted as is utterly untrue and false.” She may like underage girls but she’s still “a real human being with real feelings.” Maxwell denies that she was the one to introduce Epstein to the prince. “friends claim the introduction was made by glamorous socialite Lynn Forester de Rothschild in 1999 at a birthday party she threw for her British billionaire husband, Sir Evelyn de Rothschild, in the Hamptons.” Really? That family has so much money it’s impossible to even estimate how big the fortune is. “Ghislaine wasn’t at that party. Lynn introduced Andrew to Epstein.”

There was no need to break down Maxwell’s door and terrorize the cat, lawyers argue. “She wasn’t on the run. Her team were in constant touch with her and in constant touch with authorities. She is a kind person who loves animals. She’s adopted a cat and a mutt during the last year. She is a loving, kind person who has done none of the things she has been charged with.” Prince Andrew isn’t the only Epstein collateral damage. “The government arrested Ms. Maxwell without warning, thus ensuring that she would be in federal custody on the one-year anniversary of Epstein’s arrest.”

“All hell broke loose,” a source familiar with the raid relates. “The door was smashed in along with half the front wall. The cat was injured and terrified out of its wits and took off into the woods,” while they hauled Ghislaine away. “In the middle of everything else, a major mission was launched to save this poor animal which had been hurt and was out there trying to avoid being eaten by a bear. There were security people and highly paid lawyers out there looking in the woods. No-one wanted any harm to come to this poor creature.” After four days of searching, the cat was recovered. “The irony is, the front door was unlocked so there was no reason to smash it down with a battering ram and cause so much chaos and damage. It was overkill and the poor cat was an innocent victim.” Andrew is sweating about the evidence and the FBI is sweating ASPCA charges.


  1. WHO cares about prince andrew? Maybe his mother. If she does, he will NEVER leave England and will be tucked away in one of their palaces until he croaks! he’s tucked away already isn’t he?

  2. Whoa, Nellie! When all of this Lolita Express/Pedophile Isle fit hit the shan, Randy Andy jumped on (no pun) his accuser’s recollection that he perspired profusely while shagging her. He claimed to have a rare medical condition that prevented him from sweating. But now he is said to be “sweating bullets.” Whaddup wiff dat? (Just a little BLM lingo, there.) Epstein didn’t kill himself.


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