When podcaster and OnlyFans producer Kitty Lixo got into a little jam with Instagram that got her account shut down, she came up with a creative way to get it fixed. It not only worked like a charm, she’s been able to successfully use the same technique more than once. All it takes, Lixo advises, is to have a lot of sex with the right Meta employees.
Easy account repair
It’s easy to get your flagged Instagram account repaired and back online if you’re not picky about who you have sex with. The important thing to remember with this method is that it isn’t any kind of a deal. Any explicit exchange of anything is illegal.
Friendly fornication just for the heck of it is perfectly fine as long is there is no expectation of anything in return. The general idea is just to be really “friendly.”
Kitty has an account on Instagram chock full of “lingerie and bikinis shots but no full nudity.” The platform is run by puritans who won’t allow that.
What got the starlet in trouble was the link to her OnlyFans page. That one isn’t run by puritans and she can peddle whatever she likes there. That link alone got her Instagram “taken down three or four times for sexual solicitation.”
To get it back she started having sex with a friend “that happened to work at Instagram.” After telling her tale of woe between orgasms, he got her account back up too. “which was really nice of him.”
That acquaintance also filled her in on “the breakdown in the review process, which includes Instagram’s integrity team, who oversees banned accounts.” The only way, she joked, “to reverse an Instagram ban,” is “find an employee that really, really likes you.”
The integrity department
Instagram hides their protectors of puritan standards in what they call an “integrity department” which takes care of account reviews. Expect your review to be denied.
“In order to get it back, if they deny you the first time, basically what a person has to do is keep trying, keeping putting in reviews.” The review request has to come from an Instagram employee.
“Every time [employees] put in another review, it goes to a different person, so as long as someone keeps trying for you in that department, you will eventually get your account back.” She was sure to point out that she never provided sexual favors for “anyone in the integrity department or any decision maker in my case.”
Instead, she “hooked up with a few people in various departments, who opened multiple review cases for me, which led to the eventual unbanning of my account.”
It’s not as easy as it sounds to find willing participants. She “had to go through her guy friend’s Instagram page and match all the Meta employees to their LinkedIn page to discover who was who in the integrity department.”
When asking them nicely didn’t work, she started sending direct messages to random Meta employees from her “backup, but still slutty account” offering to “meet up.” She tagged a couple of them “to meet up with…and we met up and I f**ked a couple of them.” She got her page back “like two or three times,” that way.
