Jill Biden split for south of the border on Wednesday, way south. She’s headed on a six-day Latin American tour, because our Border Czar, Kamala Harris, has been missing in action for months. Daughter Ashley “where’s my diary” Biden will be along for the ride.
Jill Biden on tour
Since Vice-Empress Kamala won’t come out of hiding, Jill Biden went ahead and booked a Latin American tour.
Along with daughter Ashley, they plan to act as goodwill ambassadors to help get the red carpet installed ahead of the pending Title 42 rollback. Dates are scheduled for Ecuador, Panama and Costa Rica.
Jill fully supports mob rule democracy, despite the fact our constitution gave us a republic. That’s why she’s helping the mob move northward to replenish the supply of Democrat voters.
The tour, Biden insists, will “emphasize the importance of the U.S. partnership.” In other words, they need us worse than we need them.
Jill wants to cement “the three countries’ commitment to democracy,” because the whole darn region seems to be one “where democratic backsliding is increasingly common.” In Ecuador, for instance, As Ashley goes shopping, Jill’s scheduled to meet with President Guillermo Lasso.
While there, she’ll “deliver a keynote speech focused on democracy and the challenges of migrating Latin Americans.” Challenges like a limit of only 18,000 immigrants per day through the overworked border crossings.
Accelerated learning
The best way to keep Colombian teenagers out of the global cocaine trade is with better schools, Jill explains.
That’s why she’s set to visit an elementary school that is “hosting a US-supported accelerated learning program.” Specifically, it “helps Ecuadorian, Venezuelan, and Colombian teenagers.” These aren’t just any teenagers, though. They “were previously out of school for at least two years.”
Jill says put down that fat stack of $20 bills, put down the machete, cover those tatts with a shirt and go back to class. As she puts it, “rejoin the formal school system.”
When she gets to Panama, the plan is a focus on health care. She’s touring a facility where they patch up ragged migrants on their way north alongside first lady Yazmín Colón de Cortizo.
In Costa Rica, Jill Biden has a formal one-on-one with the top dog, President Rodrigo Chaves, who just took office on May 8.
She’s inspecting their children’s hospital to get some chain lightning publicity from John F. Kennedy, who made a stop there in 1963. The whole time, el presidente will be whispering in her ear all the great things his country can offer in exchange for lots and lots of foreign aid.
