Joe Biden has been getting lost on the lawn and recently fell off his bicycle but his handlers allowed him to drive recklessly in front of TV cameras. In order to boost his flagging approval rating, they got everyone to tune into a show called “Jay Leno’s Garage” on Wednesday night. Everyone was expecting to watch Joe crash and burn when he got his corvette up to 118 mph. Kamala Harris was disappointed that didn’t happen.
Joe Biden driving recklessly
In a lame attempt to prove that the 80-year-old’s reflexes are just as sharp as they were back when he snapped and crackled Corn Pop, Joe’s handlers let him drag race his corvette against the son of Colin Powell.
Biden lost that race, too. One thing is certain, he’s burning rubber away from the campaign trail. They locked him in his Delaware basement and dragged Jill along in his place this weekend.
Biden strapped in behind the wheel of his green 1967 Corvette Stingray, “featuring a 350-horsepower V-8 engine and a four-speed manual transmission.” It “was no match for Michael Powell’s more powerful automatic 2015 Stingray.”
Biden pushes Corvette to 118 mph in drag race against Colin Powell’s son https://t.co/st4pMk4Lei pic.twitter.com/JtXByYo4O7
— New York Post (@nypost) October 27, 2022
That didn’t stop Joe from giving it a good try. He stood on the gas and didn’t let up until he hit the finish line. Nobody is mentioning how much it cost to fill the tank with premium for the stunt.
The costume department had Joe Biden all decked out to match his new and improved “Dark Brandon” marketing image. All he needed was red LED’s on his aviators to send out some of those nifty laser beams for the camera crews.
New York Post notes he was nattily clad “a blue Ralph Lauren polo, khakis and sunglasses.”
Left in the dust
As soon as the flag dropped at James J. Rowley Secret Service training facility in Beltsville, Maryland, Powell launched off the line like a rocket. Biden ate dust the whole way to the finish. Joe “never caught up, despite getting the classic car up to 118 mph.”
Xi Jinping was cheerfully munching popcorn and just waiting for Joe to flip, roll, and burst into flames. Of course, the broadcast never would have aired in that event, being safely pre-recorded. Kamala had been doing the same thing, when she watched the taping.
Obviously, the younger Powell listened to what his daddy had to say about use of force. If you’re going to use it, make it decisive. Michael was out for revenge so brought along a whole lot more power than he needed. “An updated model with 455 horsepower.”
I can't evenhttps://t.co/K7vaGhbGcm
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 26, 2022
Back in 2016, Biden defeated the late Secretary of State Colin Powell in a similar race. Joe obviously understands just how expendable he is. His handlers only keep him around for show and he knows it. He wouldn’t have a clue what policy is on an issue if they didn’t flash it up on his teleprompter. The only thing he’s an expert at is ice cream.
Biden has had a thing for Corvettes since he was a kid. When he got married in 1967, his dad “ran the largest Chevrolet dealership in the state.” They rounded up 75 of Joe’s closest friends outside the dealership. “My dad says, ‘This is my wedding gift.’” Joe was then amazed to actually try one of those nifty new electric vehicles they want everyone to buy.
Leno rode shotgun with Joe in an electrified 1978 Ford F-100. Joe noticed it was “quiet as hell” with a quick response. Leno half-joked “This is the only time you get to drive.” Joe knew he wasn’t joking. “Yeah, it is. It’s the God’s truth, and I miss it.” They let him go 118 when he hasn’t been behind the wheel in years. That has folks wondering if Kamala wasn’t the one who came up with the idea.
