Joe Biden was trying his best to look like a green-dream Joe Cool, as he came rolling up to smiling supporters on his mountain bike. That image went up in smoke when he dismounted face-first in front of the startled crowd. “I’m good,” he assured while “Secret Service agents quickly helped the [alleged] President up after his fall.”
Joe Biden on the ground
The POTUS Down call went out on Secret Service radio on Saturday, June 18, in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. They thought it would be a great photo op to boost his sagging ratings if they could get the old and infirm Joe Biden on a fossil fuel free bicycle for a spin around the state park near his private residence.
They weren’t planning on him falling off it. In front of cameras capturing the event from every angle, too.
Jen Psaki is cheerfully watching it on TV and breathing a heavy sigh of relief that she’s not the one up there trying to explain this one. Joe Biden is “fine,” a press official noted. “No medical attention is needed.”
Like the man said, the spokesunit told reporters, “his foot got caught on the pedal while dismounting and he is fine. No medical attention is needed.” He looks forward to hiding in his basement the rest of the day.
Jill was along for moral support and encouragement and they almost made it through the outing without any serious incidents. Everything went great until Joe Biden tried to stop and get off the bike to shake hands.
It was probably the tot in front of him who distracted his attention. He’s rumored to have been thinking about sniffing her hair instead of focusing on his feet. “I got my foot caught on the toe cage. I’m good.”
Like any other job
The startled and surprised crowd “clapped when the [alleged] President, who turns 80 in November, got back on his feet.” Joe Biden casually chatted with the gathered onlookers for several minutes, regaining his composure. He even introduced one bystander to his dog commander.
When one of the kids in the crowd asked what running the country is like, His Wisdom responded, “oh, it’s like any other job. Some parts are easy, some parts are hard.” The hard parts are things like keeping your balance in front of cameras. The good part is ice cream. Lots and lots of ice cream.
Joe and Jill Biden are hiding out from the angry masses trying to forget that Hunter is their offspring. Joe will have some choice things to say when he gets his Father’s Day phone call from the wayward princeling.
Things about the open investigations and all the nasty things being confirmed about that laptop. It’s also Joe and Jill’s 45th wedding anniversary. On Sunday, Jill took the dogs out for a run on the beach and left Joe home where he can’t get into much trouble.
Another thing Joe Biden is hiding from are pesky reporters who keep asking him about inflation. For some reason they don’t believe that it’s not his fault.
Those big stimulus checks and all that pork legislation passed by Democrats has nothing to do with rising prices. It’s all Covid and Vlad Putin’s fault.
