When Ukrainian business mogul Andrey Stavnitser found out his freshly built custom home had been infested with Russians, he called in an airstrike. There are some sacrifices a patriot has to make, no matter what the personal cost.
Airstrike the ‘obvious decision’
Calling in an airstrike on his own home “was kind of an obvious decision” for Andrey Stavnitser. The Ukrainian millionaire gave Kyiv’s military leadership a jingle, asking them to blast his custom built mansion “after he spied Russian invaders using it as a military base to fire rockets.”
They didn’t find all his security cams.
It consoled Stavnitser to watch as 12 Russian vehicles were destroyed after “sacrificing the ‘beautiful‘ home he had only just finished building.” The entrepreneur was thrilled just to phone in the tip, noting to British press that “there is not much you can do nowadays to help military.” He saw an opportunity and took it, giving the brass exact coordinates for an airstrike.
The decorating and landscape crews were still putting the finishing touches on Stavnitser’s private castle when Ukraine was invaded by Putin’s forces. The dirty bleepards “captured and interrogated his security team.” That’s not nice.
Once Stavnitser, realized Russian troops were using his house “as a base to launch rocket attacks in Kyiv,” he immediately “sent coordinates to the Ukrainian military and asked them to bomb his own home.” He fled as soon as the tanks rolled in to the village March 5, leaving behind a private security team to guard his property.
He was barely out the door when “Russian forces captured and interrogated the security team after stripping them naked.” An airstrike was too good for them.

No ‘Nazification’ here
Before the airstrike ruined their day, Putin’s minions were looking hard to find “Nazi messaging” on the phones of the mercenary security team but came up empty handed. The communication devices were destroyed “after failing to find evidence of Nazification in Ukraine.”
The Russians kept the security guards prisoner for a few days then kicked them out. “After a few days of capture, the Russian forces released the security guards, sending them out into the woods where they walked for days through the wilderness without being found.”
Once they managed to reach shelter they found a way to check in with their boss to tell him his house was invaded. The Russians swept the house when they moved in and caught all the remote controlled cameras. Except one.
They soon began “using the house as storage for the other possessions they had stolen from the Ukrainian village, pilling up laptops and iPads as they looted the surrounding homes.” Stavnitser kept monitoring that one camera and when the time seemed right, called in the airstrike.
What he observed left the millionaire feeling violated. “If you were to ask me two months ago, what would I feel if there were hostile military people inside my house, I would have said fury and anger,'” Stavnitser relates.
“However, this is not what I felt. I felt disgusted, dirty, looking at some guys walking inside my house.” The only way to clean that nastiness away is with an airstrike and lots of bombs.
When his hidden spycam picked up “military vehicles passing by a window, including a BM-21 Grad rocket launcher system,” he knew it was time to drop a dime. “With a range of 40 kilometers, he realized his home was being used as a staging ground to fire rockets into Kyiv and kill his fellow countrymen.” The decision was simple as it was effective. His airstrike “destroyed 12 military vehicles, including a BM-21 Grad rocket launcher system that could have been bombing Kyiv earlier in the invasion.”
He was able to confirm the results through the still functioning security cam. Stavnitser is “proud to have a president like Zelensky and thanked Britain for its support during the war, calling on the country to ramp up its weapons shipments and military support for Ukraine.” Joe Biden didn’t get mentioned.



