Joe probably brought a case of COVID along with him to Jeddah and gifted Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman with it, as a memento of his visit. About now, he’s probably thinking that he really shouldn’t have been hugging those ladies in Jerusalem last week. Because it’s really only a case of the flu, no matter what the propaganda ministry says, His Wisdom remains on the job. They just have him quarantined away from reporters to keep him from doing any serious damage.
COVID quarantine for Joe Biden
Despite being fully vaccinated, with two booster shots on top of it, Imperial Leader Joe Biden managed to catch COVID. Contrary to the message his press corps hammers to the public every day, he’s not about to drop dead any moment now.
In fact, like most people who disagree with vaccine mandates and draconian travel restrictions, our fearless leader hardly notices he has it. Our new Palace Propaganda Minister, Karine Jean-Pierre, made the announcement Thursday morning, July 21.
According to Ms. Jean-Pierre, His Wisdom “tested positive” for COVID but he’s just fine, “experiencing very mild symptoms.” They gave him some Paxlovid and a dish of ice cream, then got out a stack of imperial decrees for him to start signing.
“Consistent with CDC guidelines, he will isolate at the White House and will continue to carry out all of his duties fully during that time.”
To keep him from saying anything inflammatory or falling, they used COVID as an excuse to isolate him from the public. “He has been in contact with members of the White House staff by phone this morning, and will participate in his planned meetings at the White House this morning via phone and Zoom from the residence.”
They’re going to keep him away from cameras until they need him or he tests negative, whichever comes last.
NEW: President Biden’s infection is a stark illustration that the Covid vaccines, powerful as they are, are far from the bulletproof shields that scientists once hoped for.https://t.co/PtCmMRcZtC
— Apoorva Mandavilli (@apoorva_nyc) July 21, 2022
Abundance of transparency
For once, the press corps promises “an abundance of transparency.” His Wisdom’s COVID condition will be a matter of public record. The palace promises a “daily update” on his status and assures everyone they won’t let him slack by laying around and acting sick or anything. The updates will come “as he continues to carry out the full duties of the office while in isolation.”
Meanwhile, they won’t be providing any transparency into the business dealings of his son Hunter Biden, or the alleged family influence peddling scheme. They won’t even let the Treasury Department turn over the suspicious activity reports to those Senators who are screaming for them. Joe wired Hunter all kinds of money to pay his Russian hookers with and it raised red flags all over the place, but you won’t hear Ms. Jean-Pierre updating you on that.
The hard part for palace interns over the next few days will be running down all of Joe’s recent contacts. He just got back from a whirlwind tour of the Mid-East so that could get tricky.
He was last tested negative for COVID on Tuesday. That means he was in that stage where you’re contagious and don’t even know it as he bumped fists and shook hands with heads of state in various nations along the way.
Before he got locked away from the inquisitive public with a dose of COVID, Biden managed to spin out his love for the police across America. He knows all the Antifa® sponsored rioting and Black Lives Matter™ approved looting and arson sent everyone the wrong message that we really don’t need police.
He’s ignoring record inflation to order a third of a trillion dollars printed up and handed to the police. He wants more of them on the street and well supplied with donuts. What he doesn’t want them to have is any power to do anything except stand around and watch the criminals work. They can arrest anyone they want. The same liberal prosecutors we have now will simply turn the criminals loose on the street again. Next time, they’ll try harder not to get caught.
