Federal Emergency Unit Deployed as Biden Scrambles to Recover


Federal emergency management units are making a run for the border as His Wisdom Joe Biden scrambles to round up the herd of unaccompanied minors surging the frontier. Liberals won’t let him put them in cages like they used to in the good old days under Barack Obama but for now, he’s putting them all in jail.

Federal units dash to the border

The Department of Homeland Security, acting under orders of Imperial Leader Joe Biden, ordered FEMA to break out the federal emergency supplies and send them to the Mexican border on Saturday.

The idea is to “help care for the surge of unaccompanied migrant children pouring into the United States” at Biden’s invitation. The Imperial Minister for Homeland Security, Alejandro Mayorkas issued an official statement over the weekend.

For the next 90 days, the federal government will “gather, shelter and transfer the minors who cross the border illegally.”

Even though liberals roasted Donald Trump for holding illegal alien minors in custody longer than the 3-day legal limit, Biden is holding them for a week or longer, without letting them shower. At least they aren’t in cages, the Palace points out.

One of the bleeding heart liberal activists is ashamed to be a Democrat. Neha Desai is an attorney who gets paid to represent migrant children in federal custody.

She’s livid that the “children she spoke with were hungry, with several noting they could only shower once in seven days.” That’s more than twice the time they were allowed to be held. “Some of the boys said that conditions were so overcrowded that they had to take turns sleeping on the floor.”

Under an overpass

His Wisdom issued an Imperial Decree for Immigration and Customs Enforcement to set up a federal “open-air processing facility under an overpass in the Rio Grande Valley Center of Texas.”

The illegal immigrants are being sorted into the categories “family units,” “unaccompanied minors,” and “single adults” then packed like sardines onto buses for transportation to other facilities, “which are severely overcrowded.”

Far beyond the federal three day limit, children are being held by Joe Biden’s regime in facilities “akin to jails” that “were originally built for adults as the number of unaccompanied children tripled in two weeks.”

Neha Desai works with kids at the CBP facility in Donna, Texas. As of March 2, the facility “held over 1,800 people.” Liberals are outraged because that is “729 percent of it’s pandemic-restricted capacity, which is supposed to hold just 250 illegal immigrants.”

The federal government simply wants to get all the illegal immigrants into the nation’s interior as soon as possible to solve the landscape, maid, and nanny crisis. Generally, that means dropping them off en masse at the nearest Greyhound station.

“Our goal is to ensure that unaccompanied children are transferred to HHS as quickly as possible, consistent with legal requirements and in the best interest of the children,” Imperial Minister Mayorkas notes.


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