Drunken Secret Service Agents Exiled as Biden Arrives

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Though the Biden administration is allegedly cracking down hard on leaks, it leaked on Friday that the Secret Service has been up to their usual drunken debauchery again. Two of them were so far out of control that they had to be sent home from South Korea. It really doesn’t look good, because His Wisdom Joe Biden is scheduled to fly in about the same time the disgraced agents fly out.

Secret Service agents drunk again

CNN is reporting “a source familiar with the matter,” which would have to be a pretty high placed one, told them “a group of Secret Service employees went out to dinner in Seoul this week.

Nothing unusual about that. “After dinner, a small group broke off and visited multiple bars.” Nothing surprising about that either. Drinking is the favorite hobby of theirs, along with chasing prostitutes.

For undisclosed reasons, two members of the Secret Service detail got into a fight with a cab driver.

As CNN describes, “When the two employees — one special agent and one physical security specialist — returned from the night out, one of the employees got into an altercation with a cab driver and two Korean nationals, resulting in a police response.

Imperial leader Biden is due to arrive Friday to talk about Kim Jong Un and his collection of rockets. The administration is quick to note that even though both Secret Service agents were armed, neither of them shot anyone.

Also, they were not “part of the [alleged] President’s advance team.” One thing’s for sure, they’re about to join the wall of shame with the agents who were getting their rent paid by guys who act suspiciously like terrorists.

Preparations and planning

The Secret Service agents involved must of thought they were on Hunter Biden’s protection schedule. While not directly part of protecting Joe when he touches down in Seoul, they were “responsible for physical security preparations and logistical planning.” They’re currently on “administrative leave pending an investigation,

Secret Service spokesman Anthony Guglielmi admits. Ever since “the 2012 prostitution scandal in Cartagena, Colombia,” they officially “implemented a rule that employees are not permitted to consume alcohol within 10 hours of the start of any shift.

Once word broke on the street, they decided to get some official damage control out there. “The Secret Service is aware of an off-duty incident involving two employees which may constitute potential policy violations.

These sort of events happen wherever the guys in black shades go. So, they know just what the procedure is. “The individuals will be immediately returned back to their post of duty and placed on administrative leave.

The important thing, Guglielmi insists, is that “there was no impact to the upcoming trip.” That’s because they “have very strict protocols and policies for all employees and we hold ourselves to the highest professional standards.

Given this is an active administrative personnel matter, we are not in a position to comment further.” The service likes to keep their scandals secret.

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