Boom: It’s Not Waterboarding if You Use Diesel


CIA Director Gina Haspel is standing between some critical Obamagate paperwork and the public. Some say it may be time to give “Bloody Gina” a karmic taste of her own medicine. Fed up conservatives are about ready to torture her until she turns the evidence over. The Facebook police ruled that even mentioning enhanced interrogation is forbidden, but social media anarchists remind the fact checkers that it’s not waterboarding if you use diesel.

On the other side of the waterboarding this time

Conservative pundit Sean Davis with the Federalist told Tucker Carlson over at Fox News on Wednesday that CIA Director Gina Haspel is “blocking the declassification and release of critical documents related to the FBI’s surveillance of the Trump campaign in 2016.” Haspel is famous for defending the use of “enhanced interrogation” techniques. As distasteful as it is, waterboarding does have its uses under limited and critical circumstances. The way conservatives feel about the Deep State anti-Trump criminals in the alphabet agencies, it looks like Haspel isn’t cooperating with an urgent investigation and they aren’t happy about her dragging her feet.

“I can report here tonight that these declassifications that have come out, those weren’t easy to get out and there’s in fact far more waiting to get out,” Davis insists. The ones that were released this week prove Hillary Clinton plotted against Trump in 2016 and got busted by the CIA, who sent the file to the FBI for prosecution, where it was promptly buried. James Comey can’t remember a single thing about it, he testified yesterday. John Ratcliffe mentioned there is more to come if he can pry them loose. Solving the problem may require waterboarding Gina Haspel.

It turns out that Haspel herself is a suspect in the Obamagate conspiracy. As Davis reports, “unfortunately, those releases and declassifications, according to multiple sources I’ve talked to, are being blocked by CIA Director Gina Haspel, who herself was the main link between Washington and London as the London station chief for John Brennan’s CIA during the 2016 election.” Davis reminded “it was London where Christopher Steele was doing all this work and I’m told that it is Gina Haspel personally who’s blocking” declassification. Waterboarding her isn’t sounding so bad after all. The most likely reason top officials are making it difficult is because they’re “implicated” by the documents.

Ratcliffe’s nuclear bombshell

After what our latest Director of National Intelligence dropped on Senator Lindsey Graham the other day, patriotic Americans are ready to start waterboarding a bunch of people, starting with James Comey. John Brennan took notes which prove that he referred a case against Hillary Clinton for prosecution to the FBI. James Comey and Peter Strzok covered it up. The Central Intelligence Agency picked up intel which they weren’t sure was accurate but everyone now knows it was. They learned Hillary Clinton personally approved “a plan concerning U.S. Presidential candidate Donald Trump and Russian hackers hampering U.S. elections as a means of distracting the public from her use of a private mail server.”

Yesterday, James Comey told a Senate Committee that he can’t remember a thing about it. It wouldn’t take more than ten minutes of waterboarding before Comey started singing like a canary. Now Gina Haspel is sitting on more documents which are allegedly equally explosive.

CIA Director John Brennan personally briefed Barack Obama, a.k.a. “the Kenyan” on “the intelligence, including the “alleged approval by Hillary Clinton on July 26, 2016 of a proposal from one of her foreign policy advisors to vilify Donald Trump by stirring up a scandal claiming interference by Russian security services.” If that’s not a good reason for waterboarding someone, what is?

Don’t try this at home!


  1. The Senate should do everything necessary to require Haspel to declassify and release said documents. It’s becoming apparent that the guilt in the Crossfire Hurricane operation and the Russia hoax encompasses the entire hierarchy of the CIA and other intelligence services. All of the guilty are hoping for a Biden victory so everything will be swept under the rug. The prescribed penalties for Haspel and ALL the traitors involved should include waterboarding, finger and toenail removal by pliers, and drawing and quartering on national TV if needs be. If all that fails to cause them to spill their guts, the next steps should include firing squads and being hung by the neck until declared dead.

  2. It is time to fire her, for not doing the job, she was paid to do. Gina is not above the law, it is time to prove that statement. If it needs a direct order from the president, than he should do it. I am a little tired of President Trump sitting in the background, when he should be leading the charge. The Democrats are doing so many illegal things, it isn’t hard to put them in jail or worse. They have done treasonous things and it needs to be corrected.

  3. She took an OATH of OFFICE when she was hired. She lied. She has done nothing except work with the communist dems to keep all of their criminality covered up! She deserves to lose everything. Her job, her pension or retirement and the slate wiped clean of even who she is or was!


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