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America only has one state, as far as Joe Biden is concerned, the state of confusion. He represents that one real well. He had to take extreme measures while apologizing to the family of late Congresswoman Jackie Walorski. Meanwhile, the official palace propaganda minister is trying to pretend the embarrassing incident never happened. Not only does it make Joe look bad, it makes it look like he needs to be removed from office, quick.

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The official palace spin doctors slipped something into Joe Biden’s ice cream to keep him alert that day. They’re making sure he doesn’t have any late afternoon appointments in front of the cameras because of his increasing “sun-downing” symptoms of age induced mental confusion.

At a big conference Joe went spastic asking over and over again, “Where’s Jackie.” Walorski’s 83-year-old mom Martha has more on the ball than Biden does. “We can tell you where Jackie is. She’s in heaven with Jesus.” The exchange occurred in the palace throne room and afterward the family got to tour of parts of the palace Nancy Pelosi had never seen before.

Joe tried to keep his mouth shut as much as possible. “He could only agree. He’s a very Catholic person. He’s very strong in his Catholicism. So all he could do is say, ‘Yes, you’re right. I know.’” He’s allegedly Catholic but fights real hard for the murder of unborn babies and that makes him real unpopular at the communion services. He doesn’t let it trouble him.

Along with his constant confusion comes peace of mind. He can’t remember anything that happened 10 minutes ago because he’s mentally reliving his childhood. That’s why he gets so docile when they hand him a dish of ice cream.

After Biden privately and profusely “apologized to the family, including Walorski’s widower Dean Swihart” he led them on a special tour to make up for his thoughtless confusion. Nancy Pelosi wasn’t about to miss that one. Her and a small group of liberal lawmakers were ushered into the throne room for a symbolic signing of a bill “renaming an Indiana Veterans Affairs clinic in Walorksi’s honor.

To make up for his painful remarks he invited “Mert Walorski to sit in his chair behind the Resolute Desk for a photo before taking the family on a special West Wing tour, including of his private dining room and the rarely seen outdoor swimming pool.

Family took it graciously

Jackie’s brother told press after the event that they weren’t angry over Joe’s obvious confusion. He didn’t mean any harm and can’t help it if his mind is slipping. “He did apologize for the ‘Where’s Jackie?‘ comment and our family assured him we have no hard feelings.

We forgive him for his gaffe,” Keith Walorski assures. “We didn’t dwell there a long time. He basically put it out there and apologized and we basically accepted his apology.

Keith was thrilled that after he signed the bill, Biden “actually stood up from there and said to my mom, ‘Here, sit in my chair.‘ And he scooted her up to the desk and she picked up the pen like she was signing the bill and they took pictures.

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It was the least he could do after the sick and twisted way his mental confusion grabbed center stage at what would have been a big event for the late lawmaker.

Nancy Pelosi was sure to point out that the family had about their special tour. They got more than there money’s worth, for sure. The speaker “made the comment to my mom that, ‘You guys are getting quite the tour. I’ve never been back here.

His only worry is that there will soon be “Where’s Jackie?” merchandise everywhere he looks. “Our conversation was very laid back and casual. Had we asked more intricate political questions or whatever that needed a little bit more cognitive thinking, I don’t know where they would have gone,” he said. That sounds like Joe’s handlers were ready to clear the room at the first hint of more mental confusion.

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