Joe Biden went on CNN to tell the world how proud he is that his son Hunter has been able to kick his crack cocaine habit. He really means it, because that habit is all the defense the entire family needs, whether he really kicked it or not. They need it bad, too. To keep their whole sordid influence peddling scheme out of the courtrooms and off the television screens. Hunter is about to go under the bus and won’t even feel it. After it rolls on by, he’ll come up grinning. The “big guy” and his brother both walk away totally clean.
One Biden to save them all
Joe Biden and his brother James have come to the obvious conclusion that they have to sacrifice Hunter to save themselves and the family fortune. They’re really happy he was hooked on crack because they can say he had no idea what he was doing when he committed his various crimes.
Now that the FBI has raided Donald Trump, they can’t avoid pressing some form of criminal charges against Hunter. The Federal Bureau of Instigation really doesn’t want to do that, so they’ll charge him with things he can weasel out of easily.
Of course, Joe Biden claims he was oblivious to his son’s addiction issues. “I didn’t know anything about it,” he claims. It’s been reported that he enabled Hunter by wiring all the cash he needed for hookers and coke all the way to Russia. Hunter admitted he used his rehab money to buy dope on another occasion.
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Joe set the stage for his son’s eventual acquittal by telling CNN about Hunter “possibly lying about drug use on an application to purchase a gun.” That’s a crime but not as big of a crime as influence peddling is. More importantly, Joe isn’t implicated by a lie on a gun purchase form. He is on the influence peddling charges. He’s the one who was peddled.
Hunter Biden is also looking at tax crime charges. They have been swirling around for ages but Joe has ducked all the allegations until now. This sudden shift is a sure sign that charges are about to be filed.
Don’t hold your breath that Hunter will ever spend a single day in jail though. They’ll have him signing a plea bargain before the ink is dry on the charging complaint.
A new life for Hunter
Under federal law, to buy a gun you must sign a form where you swear under penalty of perjury that you are not “unlawfully using or addicted to drugs.” The same year Hunter Biden bought a gun he published a book admitting his drug addiction. He was also on crack when he was collecting big bucks from Ukrainian Gas company Burisma with no qualifications other than the fact his dad was in charge of U.S. Ukraine policy.
He was also on crack when he set up meetings between Joe and Chinese officials. No jury will ever hear about those crimes. Hunter will go down on lying about his drug use, which he wasn’t responsible for because he was on drugs. That means not guilty.
Not guilty on that means not guilty on anything. That’s exactly why Joe Biden is so happy that Hunter has a new life. His old one gets them off the hook.
“I have great confidence in my son. I love him and he’s on the straight and narrow, and he has been for a couple years now. And I’m just so proud of him.” As soon as Joe dropped his golden soundbites, CNN’s Jake Tapper changed the subject.
Instead of grilling Biden about the influence peddling allegations which keep crawling out of Hunter’s lurid laptop, the CNN host carefully kept quiet. It was an intentional effort to help cover up the truth.
Once Hunter gets charged on some minor little infractions, he’ll claim he was out of his mind and get a slap on the wrist. The whole rest of the family walks away without a scratch.