Breaking: Grenades and Machine Gun Fire Rain Down


Russia started lobbing grenades and machine gun fire with renewed fury now that former President Donald Trump isn’t keeping them restrained. Putin may be trying to start another world war by invading Ukraine and this time, Hunter Biden won’t be able to stop it. An ongoing conflict along the Russia/Ukraine border that started while Barack Obama was in charge is heating up again now that Imperial Leader Joe Biden has usurped control of the palace.

Goons, guns, and grenades

Those who follow the goings on along the border between Russia and Ukraine note that saying things are “tense” in the region is “a tremendous understatement.” For all practical purposes, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky declared war on Russia on the 24th of March.

Zelensky didn’t like the hardware that his nasty neighbors have been playing war games with. Especially when they were supposed to go home and didn’t. At the end of their “training exercise” Russian forces started “massing along the borders in numbers that we have never seen before.” They brought lots of grenades with them too.

Russian forces continue to gather in the conflict zone. One video after another has hit the media “of Russian tanks, military vehicles and troops being moved” in to invade. In self-defense, “Ukrainians have responded by making similar moves.”

They have been taking pot shots at each other across the border for years but they did it more for fun and target practice than anything serious. Now the exchange of gunfire has gotten much more regular and has escalated from small arms fire to heavy machine guns and launched grenades.

If Russia does decide to mount a full-scale invasion, Ukraine “will be totally outmatched,” reports say. It will be up to NATO and Joe Biden to step in and help them out. They are hoping all that money their gas company paid to Hunter Biden to cover his crack bill bought them enough good will with his dad to cover this crisis too.

It’s a lot harder to funnel money into the family pay for play scheme now that everybody knows about it. Still someone needs to do something about the grenades falling like raindrops, one way or another.

Ceasefire violations

Since the March 24th declaration alone, “there have been hundreds of ceasefire violations.” That won’t be a problem now because the ceasefire ended April 1. That means the Russian forces felt compelled to start shelling out direct fire.

You won’t hear CNN or Reuters or Associated Press talking about it though. One of the conservative outlets went straight to the source. They had a report translated which started out posted on the official website of the Ukrainian military.” It details how those grenades were being used.

As spelled out in the translated version of the report, “In the area of ​​responsibility of the operational and tactical group ‘East,’ near the settlements of SAND and WATER, in the Azov Sea, the occupiers opened fire with grenade launchers of various systems, large-caliber machine guns and small arms.” Grenades were also used in the North.

“In the area of ​​responsibility of the operational and tactical group ‘North,’ near the settlements of SVITLODARSKE, LUHANSKE, and ZOLOTE-4, the invaders fired at our positions with automatic machine-gun and hand-held anti-tank grenade launchers, large-caliber machine guns, and machine guns.” That sounds a lot like the beginning of an invasion.

Another really bad piece of news besides grenades flying around along the border, “separatists” that means Russians living in eastern Ukraine, “just announced that those born from 1994 to 2003 will start to be conscripted for military service.”

The European Union has their liberal panties in a twist. “Today, the Russian Federation has launched yet another conscription campaign in the illegally-annexed Autonomous Republic of Crimea and the city of Sevastopol to draft residents of the peninsula in the Russian Federation Armed Forces.”


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